Showing posts with label Sms Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sms Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Hii - Good Morning
Heart Relaxes
In The Tiny
Gap b/w
Each Beat!
But,
Even In That
Gap My HEART
Remembers
Sum Special
Chocolaty
Frnd Like U...Gud morning!
Hav a cool n Joyful day .
When I Breath I Don't See Air,
But I know Its there.
When I Send you a message I Don't See You,
But I hope You think of Me With a little Smile.
Gud morning!
"Learn to be you in everything you do.
Learn to be happy and unhappy.
Finally, convince yourself that even failing,
you are very important to me.
Close your eyes, feel you were born
and this light illuminate my being,
with all its pleasure."
All flowers wait to wish u ,
sweet coffee waits to kiss u,
sun waits to touch u,
rain waits to bathe u,
birds wait to say u....
Good morning!
"do not put me in your eyes
in the form of tear can roll,
fall and hurt myself.
put me in your heart to each beat,
you remember that I exist!
Always Be Happy
And Wear A Smile
Not Becoz Life Is
A Reason To Smile
But Your Smile Itself
Is A Reason For Many
Other To Smile
In The Tiny
Gap b/w
Each Beat!
But,
Even In That
Gap My HEART
Remembers
Sum Special
Chocolaty
Frnd Like U...Gud morning!
Hav a cool n Joyful day .
When I Breath I Don't See Air,
But I know Its there.
When I Send you a message I Don't See You,
But I hope You think of Me With a little Smile.
Gud morning!
"Learn to be you in everything you do.
Learn to be happy and unhappy.
Finally, convince yourself that even failing,
you are very important to me.
Close your eyes, feel you were born
and this light illuminate my being,
with all its pleasure."
All flowers wait to wish u ,
sweet coffee waits to kiss u,
sun waits to touch u,
rain waits to bathe u,
birds wait to say u....
Good morning!
"do not put me in your eyes
in the form of tear can roll,
fall and hurt myself.
put me in your heart to each beat,
you remember that I exist!
Always Be Happy
And Wear A Smile
Not Becoz Life Is
A Reason To Smile
But Your Smile Itself
Is A Reason For Many
Other To Smile
Friday, January 7, 2011
1 Line Humour
[1] Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month
after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever
you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad
officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is
nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it
to her or she'll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves
leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy
remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when
your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They
call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage
vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide
is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
So Enjoy Life and Take
it easy...
especially if you take them while driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month
after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever
you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad
officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is
nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it
to her or she'll take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves
leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy
remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when
your parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They
call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage
vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide
is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
So Enjoy Life and Take
it easy...
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Laughter Dose - Keep Laughing
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyari behna milti rehna..."
"School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, "
"Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya."
"Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, "
"Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya...."
"Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., "
"Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., "
"Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., "
"Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....."
"UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,
UNKA GHAR
AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,"
"RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE...."
"Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,"
"Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge... "
"Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,"
"Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge...."
"Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,"
"waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum."
"Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,"
"Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…"
"Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se..."
"Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... "
"Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... "
"palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,"
"Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,"
"Aasani se nahi mile ho tum "
"National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!"
"kabhi kehte the dost hamare
ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai , "
"Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,
Aur maango to inkaar karte hain..."
"Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,"
"Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... "
"Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... "
"Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,"
"Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... "
"Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,"
"Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho..."
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa,
aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath
Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Funny Teacher-student Jokes
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.!
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Question:What is the fullform of MATHS. ?
Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work
what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on
Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,
answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
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