Nine words women use...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an 

argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed,

 this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just 

been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping

 around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. 

This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments 

that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.

 Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a

 non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means 

she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time 

standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for 

the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous

 statements a woman

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants

 to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay

 for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, 

or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FYOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous

 statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to

 do several times, but

is now doing it herself. This will later result in a 

man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer

 to #3.Then you RUN!

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about

 arguments they can

avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know

 to give them a good laugh,