Saturday, November 6, 2010

Sulie Or Julie

Story is narrated in fulltoo Bambaiyaa Ishtyle
Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai.
Ben log maane………Judwaa. 
Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie
ekdum Smart, bole to jhakaas rapchik piece
aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom, Sulie thee bachpan
se, woh kya bolte hain usko..Stubborn
bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi rehti hai.
To julie jo bhi maangti hai na
Sulie ko woh maangta-ich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta
tha…
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta
hai…..
Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.
To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka
ke saath hota hai.
Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se
shaadi banatha hai. 
Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.
Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.
Pati salla bechara garib.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh
Fridge khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner
khareed dalti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.
Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko
tapka daloongi.
Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar
leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai……! ..
Ab Julie car khareedti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi
saala karega kya,
baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi
khareedta hai.

Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus
khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai….
Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
Bolta hai “Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat
bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak.
Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega.
Apun jaa rahela hai kya, yeda samjha hai kya,
To Sulie ko chorke woh chala jaata hai.
Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa
market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai……
To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din
picnic ko jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko
jaata hai.
Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main
steering wheel gaayab,seat gaayab, gear gaayab…
sab kuch ghayab!!
Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti
hai………..
Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko
kya bolti hai??

* * * Ye tu bhol-na * * *

* * * Abe soch…… * * *

* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? * * *

* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *

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