Marriage Process

Marriage Process 

Dating process: 

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 

6 months : Of course I love U. 

6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? 

Back from Work: 

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 

6 months : BACK!! 

6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? 

Gifts: 

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 

6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room. 

6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something. 

Phone Ringing: 

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 

6 months : Here, for you. 

6 years : PHONE RINGING. 

Cooking: 

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good! 

6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight? 

6 years : AGAIN!!!! 

Apology: 

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you. 

6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again. 

6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said?? 

New Dress: 

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress. 

6 months : You bought a new dress again??? 

6 years : How much did THAT cost me? 

Planning for Vacations: 

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?? 

6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane? 

6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home??? 

TV: 

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 

6 months : I like this movie. 

6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, 

if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.